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CeeLo Green – F*** You
(Chorus)
I see you driving ’round town
With the girl I love and i’m like,
F*ck you!
Oo, oo, ooo
I guess the change in my pocket
Wasn’t enough I’m like,
F*ck you!
And f*ck her too!
I said, if I was richer, I’d still be with ya
Ha, now ain’t that some shit? (Ain’t that some shit?)
And although there’s pain in my chest
I still wish you the best with a…
F*ck you!
Oo, oo, ooo
Yeah I’m sorry, I can’t afford a Frrari,
But that don’t mean i can’t get you there.
I guess he’s an Xbox and I’m more Atari,
But the way you play your game ain’t fair.
I pity the fool that falls in love with you
(oh shit she’s a gold digger)
Well
(just thought you should know nigga)
Ooooooh
I’ve got some news for you
Yeah go run and tell your little boyfriend
(chorus)
Now I know, that I had to borrow,
Beg and steal and lie and cheat.
Trying to keep ya, trying to please ya.
‘Cause being in love with you ass ain’t cheap.
I pity the fool that falls in love with you
(oh shit she’s a gold digger)
Well
(just thought you should know nigga)
Ooooooh
I’ve got some news for you
Yeah go run and tell your little boyfriend
(chorus)
Now baby, baby, baby, why d’you wanna wanna hurt me so bad?
(so bad, so bad, so bad)
I tried to tell my mamma but she told me
“this is one for your dad”
(your dad, your dad, your dad)
Uh! Whhhy? Uh! Whhhy? Uh!
Whhhy lady? Oh! I love you oh!
I still love you. Oooh!
(chorus)
Tik Tok Parody
WIN!
Dedicated to all the photoshoppers out there.
Wake up in the morning feeling like Bill Gates
I got the package in my hand and I know what awaits
I rip it open, throw it in and I wait to install
Cause when its loaded, running strong, Ill be doing do it all
Im talking lasso out the flaw, flaw
Workin only in RAW, RAW
Still know I cant draw, draw
Eye-droppin every single value
Filter with a cool hue
Having all new issues
[CHORUS] x2
Dont stop, PhotoShop
Cmon fix my photos up
Compare, see the glare
fill with content aware
Drag-drop, Heal the spot
But Adobe dont stop no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh
Aint got a clue how to use Adobe Premier
But it doesnt really matter cause the Sharpen is clear
Now, the ladies come around cause they know Im the man
But I simply blur them out unless theyre Samus Aran
Im talking – playing with my wand, wand
Making a brunette blonde, blonde
Taking it beyond
Now, now adjusting all the contrast
G.F.X. for broadcast
Ro-tae-ting the can-vas
Ro Ro tate the can-cas
[CHORUS] x2
Dont stop, PhotoShop
Cmon fix my photos up
Compare, see the glare
fill with content aware
Drag-drop, Heal the spot
But Adobe dont stop no
you make it so
beyond compare
you mask the hair
so clearly
I look around
I see the bridge
with my image
so readily
To top it off
with my paint brush
and pressure touch
Its so easy
Within my heart
I know it so
I know it so
Adobe done paved the way again
[CHORUS] x2
Dont stop, PhotoShop
Cmon fix my photos up
Compare, see the glare
fill with content aware
Drag-drop, Heal the spot
But Adobe dont stop no
Eye To Eye – A Goofy Movie
Got myself a notion
And one I know that you’ll understand
To set the world in motion by reaching out for each other’s hand
Maybe we’ll discover
What we shoulda known all along
One way or another, together’s where we both belong
If we listen to each other’s heart
We’ll find we’re never too far apart
And maybe love is a reason why
For the first time ever, we’re seein’ it I-2-I
If a wall should come between us
Too high to climb, too hard to break through
I know that love’ll lead us
And find a way to bring me to you
So don’t be in a hurry
Think before you count us out
You don’t have to worry
I won’t ever let you drown
(Nothing’s gonna stop us now)
If we listen to each other’s heart
We’ll find we’re never too far apart
And maybe love is a reason why
For the first time ever, we’re seein’ it I-2-I
Love is why we’re seein’ it I-2-I
(Yes, we are seein’ it I-2-I)
Seein’ it I-2
(Love is why we’re seein’ it)
I think we’re seein’ it I-2-I
(I-2-I)
2-I
We’re seein’ it I-2-I
(I-2-I!)
If you’re ever lonely, then stop!
You don’t have to be
After all, it’s only a beat away from you to me
(Take a look inside and see)
If we listen to each other’s heart
We’ll find we’re never too far apart
And maybe love is a reason why
For the first time ever, we’re seein’ it I-2-I
Seein’ it I-2
Seein’ it I-2-I
We’re seein’ it I-2-I, baby
For the first time
For the first time
I-2-I
Seein’t it
Seein’ it, baby
Seein’ it I-2
For the first time ever
Hey yeah
Seein’ it, baby
We’re seein’ it I-2-I
Seein’ it
(C’mon, baby)
I-2-I
I-2-I
I-2-I
I-2-I
Yeah
I-2-I!
Daniel Bedingfield – If You’re Not The One
If you’re not the one, then why does my soul feel glad today?
If you’re not the one, then why does my hand fit yours this way?
If you are not mine, then why does your heart return my call?
If you you are not mine, would I have the strength to stand at all?
I never know what the future brings
But I know you’re here with me now
We’ll make it through and I hope
You are the one I share my life with
I don’t wanna run away but I can’t take it, I don’t understand
If I’m not made for you, then why does my heart tell me that I am?
Is there anyway that I can stay in your arms?
If I don’t need you, then why am I crying on my bed?
If I don’t need you, then why does your name resound in my head?
If you’re not for me, then why does this distance name my life?
If you’re not for me, then why do I dream of you as my wife?
I don’t know why you’re so far away
But I know that this much is true
We’ll make it through and I hope
You are the one I share my life with
And I wish that you could be the one I die with
And I pray that you’re the one I build my home with
I hope I love you all my life
I don’t wanna run away but I can’t take it, I don’t understand
If I’m not made for you, then why does my heart tell me that I am?
Is there anyway that I can stay in your arms?
‘Cause I miss your body and soul so strong
That it takes my breath away
And I breath you into my heart
And I pray for the strength to stand today
‘Cause I love you whether it’s wrong or right
And though I can’t be with you tonight
And though my heart is by your side
I don’t wanna run away but I can’t take it, I don’t understand
If I’m not made for you, then why does my heart tell me that I am?
Is there anyway that I can stay in your arms?
:’(

