What if you went to a petrol station to fill in your car, and it was completely deserted. You used your credit card and used your Mesra card because there was no pump attendant.

Of course the cashier is there, but he has his MP3 player on his ears and he’s sleeping.

Suddenly an enraged guy comes to you and shoots you both in the kneecap and the stomach.

You fall to the ground.

What can you do?

1) You can’t scream for help. No one will hear your scream. It’s deserted.

2) You can’t use your cellphone to call someone. It’s a gas station.

Just a thought.

(I was actually thinking about this after my Friday prayers. so absolutely random)

Have you ever encountered this kind of situation before?

A: “Can belanja me makan?”

B: “Suure no problem.”

A few treating weeks later.

A: “Can belanja me drinks?”

B: “Err. Don’t you think maybe I’ve treated you too much?”

A: “Ohhh. That means all the while you belanja me, tak ikhlas la?”

B: “Wtf.”

Just a thought.

After finishing my Friday prayers just now, was walking out the mosque and I overheard two high-school (chewah, i feel old) students talking.

A: “Hey, ko tauk sik xxxx?” (Hey, do you know xxx?)

B: “Aok, kenak?” (Yeah, why?)

A: “Nya kawan aku bah” (He’s my friend *saying it with full of pride*)

Wtf. Itu pun nak cakap?