Tik Tok Parody

WIN!

Dedicated to all the photoshoppers out there.

Wake up in the morning feeling like Bill Gates
I got the package in my hand and I know what awaits
I rip it open, throw it in and I wait to install
Cause when its loaded, running strong, Ill be doing do it all

Im talking lasso out the flaw, flaw
Workin only in RAW, RAW
Still know I cant draw, draw

Eye-droppin every single value
Filter with a cool hue
Having all new issues

[CHORUS] x2
Dont stop, PhotoShop
Cmon fix my photos up
Compare, see the glare
fill with content aware
Drag-drop, Heal the spot
But Adobe dont stop no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh

Aint got a clue how to use Adobe Premier
But it doesnt really matter cause the Sharpen is clear
Now, the ladies come around cause they know Im the man
But I simply blur them out unless theyre Samus Aran

Im talking – playing with my wand, wand
Making a brunette blonde, blonde
Taking it beyond

Now, now adjusting all the contrast
G.F.X. for broadcast
Ro-tae-ting the can-vas
Ro Ro tate the can-cas

[CHORUS] x2
Dont stop, PhotoShop
Cmon fix my photos up
Compare, see the glare
fill with content aware
Drag-drop, Heal the spot
But Adobe dont stop no

you make it so
beyond compare
you mask the hair
so clearly

I look around
I see the bridge
with my image
so readily

To top it off
with my paint brush
and pressure touch
Its so easy

Within my heart
I know it so
I know it so

Adobe done paved the way again

[CHORUS] x2
Dont stop, PhotoShop
Cmon fix my photos up
Compare, see the glare
fill with content aware
Drag-drop, Heal the spot
But Adobe dont stop no

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