Prisoned for sneezing?

I received this e-mail in my Student Webmail, and here’s an excerpt from it.

Those found to have willfully spread Influenza A (H1N1), which has so far claimed 62 lives, face a fine of up to RM10,000 or up to two years in jail. Court action will be taken against people who have influenza-like illness symptoms but defy the Ministry’s call to seek treatment, isolate themselves or wear masks.

Willfully spread?

“HACHOO. HA HA YOU GOT H1N1. LOLOLOL.”

Like that?

Then instead of getting treatment, you’d die in jail due to H1N1 instead of getting medical treatment, and getting fined at the same time.

Poor H1N1 victim.

Isolate themselves?

“Why are you staying away from me? You hate me issit? Did I do something wrong? *sobsob* Why?? Why are you doing this to me? Why are you avoiding me? “

“I GOT H1N1 LAH WTF.”

In other words,

I now have a (fake) reason to stay away from friends.