Blood donation gone wrong.

Today was the most disturbing/funny/odd/funny/lol/weird day of my life.

I was about to go for a blood donation today when something messed up just happened to me.

Jom baca.

So today, I already signed up to go for a blood donation. I missed one session a few months ago, if I’m not mistaken, in April, during the Curtin Open Day. I really wanted to donate blood so bad because I want to get high I want to experience donating blood for once.

Finally, I gets a chance today! Hoorah! Happy joy day!

Or was it :/

I got number 64, I have to admit, I was quite nervous. At first when I was registering, I put on my straight face, and tried to have no emotion.

Oh, and just today I found out I have blood O+ type. Finally, I found out.

So next up it was my turn. Woot.

Before that, let me tell you a little random story.

Before it was my turn, I was walking around the lobby area of the John Curtin building, and I saw this box, see.

Daym! It’s a box full of empty blood bags! So curious, I opened it up and I saw,

COOKIES WTF.

Okay back to story.

Sat down on the chair, waited for the person-in-charge to inject me with the tube,

Oh, hi there.

Okay, here’s a little fact.

2 minutes later, this happened.

Let’s call this Picture 2.

And I saw this on the floor.

WUT.

What happened?

To be honest, I have no idea. Here’s the story (maybe).

After the person in charge inserted the tube, I started to get a bit woozy, so then I closed my eyes for a bit, just to wake myself up.

All of a sudden, I woke up, and I was already in the position as shown in Picture 2, with a Soya Bean in my hand. In front of me was a CV! girl using a cardboard box and swishing it side by side as if she was fanning me. The doctor asked me to er, how do you say, clasp a cotton wool (i think) between my arms (where the insertion of the tube was).

I was confused. I thought I was finished. I asked her,

“What happened ah?”

“You fainted.”

“Eh, no eh. Cannot be?”

Apparently I did. :/

Eyewitnesses said (my sister’s geology classmate, Islah, and Ina, and Chin) said my body was shakin’ (no, not 911) but involuntary movements, see. As if I got possessed by somethings. My eyes went to the back of my head (or as I would put it, went white).

Then Islah said that from my arm, I shot blood twice.

Wow?

I didn’t believe it at first. Nah. Cannot be.

But then, I saw the doctor wiping something at my chair.

WOAH BLOOD.

WHAT THE HELL HAPPPENED?!

I seriously do not know.

But I kid you not, that whole scene happened within two minutes. I wish someone was recording me. Haih. Mari melihat CCTV! (i wish)

Thanks Ina sebab sudi ambik gambar orang knk possessed.

Until now, I still have no idea what happened. Seriously.

I asked a few people around, they said I fainted. Then I started to shake shake shake vigorously for no reason.

I asked the doctor, he said I got sawan (or seizure).

Googled sawan, and this is what I read.

In this type of seizure the person suddenly falls rigid and unconscious to the ground, and may then begin to shake, or to convulse, with vigorous and regular muscle contractions. Saliva may bubble from the mouth, and if the tongue or lips have been bitten there may be a little blood as well.

Sometimes the intense muscular contraction at the beginning of the seizure causes a cry as the air is forced from the lungs, and likewise the bladder may empty for the same reason.

Attacks of this kind are usually over well within 5 minutes, but most people will then sleep for half an hour or more afterwards and may be drowsy and confused on awakening.

When a person has a tonic-clonic seizure, he may fall, become stiff, make jerky movements, breathe unevenly and lose control of their ladder or bowels. The person is unaware of the people and surroundings.

WAH. Lucky my bladder was empty.

But yes, I was confused on awakening.

I did have a seizure omg.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiat. There goes my reputation.

“Eh, that boy ah, got shake shake then pengsan one that day when donate blood liao. Eiyerrr. Damn freaky one nia.”

Now I bet it’s not that hard to spot me. I was wearing my favourite hat on. :(

Now I shall be known as “the-kid-who-failed-to-donate-blood”.  I don’t know whether did I even donated or not lol. Ever since this, I’ve been laughing at times I do not know why. Short giggles, something like that. Tee hee. Then I would not realise that I was laughing. D:

:((

Oh, can someone tell me what really happened to me? Anyone saw me from start till finish? Please please please tell? I wanna knowww.

EDIT: Here’s the story as told by the person sitting next to me.