Boy killed in the ass when his chair explodes

Wednesday, February 25th, 2009

http://www.anorak.co.uk/strange-but-true/202541.html

IN China, a fourteen-year-old boy was killed when chair he was sitting on exploded.

Parts of the chair entered the boy’s rectum. The result was extensive bleeding. And it killed him.

The killer chair is a gas cylinder type, of the type seen at computer work stations. In blue.

The height is altered by an adjustable cylinder containing highly pressurised gas. It is this that exploded.

In 2007 another chair exploded, propelling a 20cm part into the backside of a 68-year-old man. He lived.

Made in China. Buyer beware…

GOOD GOD MY ASS.

*looks at chair*

Uh. I need a new chair now.

25.02.2009 Random 2 Comments

It’s… Done…

Tuesday, February 24th, 2009

Finally.

There’s still some bugs though. I’m gonna fix it soon.

And it does look empty in some places. No matter.

WEEEE!!!!1

24.02.2009 Blog 3 Comments

Blog Theme Progress

Monday, February 23rd, 2009

One word.

HOLY CRAP.

I used up my entire social life (well, not really) to complete what seems to be my best theme ever! (well, I only have one, so you can say that this one looks better than the current one, I HOPE)

I ran into various troubles. Right now, as we speak, I have 4 different browsers, all opened at the same time to check for errors.

Oh, that for the lul is my “blog” installed in my PC.

As you can see, the 4 browsers I’m talking about consists of: Mozilla Firefox, Internet Explorer, Safari, and Opera. (eh eh promoting browsers pulak)

And 4 different browsers gave me one common problem. Margins.

NGEEEEE.

But never mind. I’ve successfully defeated the demons of  margins (i hope).

Well, I’m not really a css expert or whatnots, but I just go use uncle Google and seek out problems that I face.

Anyway, the theme is,

Because I’ve coded it to be compatible with Firefox (i hope).

So now, what’s left is completing the sidebar, and (i hope) it’ll be complete!

Now (i hope) there’s no screw-up so far, so (i hope) the theme is looking good so far.

Whee.

The so-called “finished” theme is not exactly finished though, I still want to do some minor/major tweaks to it while it’s on the blog.

Now back to work.

UPDATE:

To be completed on 25th of February.

23.02.2009 Blog 1 Comment

Red Hot Chili Peppers – Teenager In Love

Sunday, February 22nd, 2009

 

Each time we have a quarrel,
It almost breaks my heart.
‘Cos I am so afraid,
That we will have to part.
Each night I ask the stars up above,
Why must I be a teenager in love?

One day I feel so happy,
Next day I feel so sad.
I guess I’ll learn to take,
The good with the bad.
’Cos each night I ask the stars up above,
Why must I be a teenager in love?

I cried a tear.
For nobody but you.
I’ll be a lonely one
If you should say we’re through.

Well if you want to make me cry.
That won’t be so hard to do.
If you should say goodbye,
I’ll still go on loving you.
Each night I ask the stars up above.
Why must I be a teenager in love?

I cried a tear.
For nobody but you.
I’ll be a lonely one,
If you should say we’re through.

Well if you want to make me cry,
That won’t be so hard to do.
And if you should say goodbye,
I’ll still go on loving you.

Each night I ask the stars up above,
Why must I be a teenager in love?

Why must I be a teenager in love?
Why must I be a teenager in love?
Why must I be a teenager in love?

22.02.2009 Songs 1 Comment

Blog theme scrapped.

Friday, February 20th, 2009

Well, I was supposed to be finishing the blog theme by this week. But apparently, I have two people that dislike the theme I made. *sob*

Since it’s scrapped, I suppose I can show you how it looks like.

And honestly, comparing the new one I’m doing now,

THIS ONE SUCKS LOL, which means I agree with both people’s (whom shall remain unknown) opinion. Good god my design senses suck. Must be because I’ve been confined to my house for such a long time and could not get any inspiration at all.

And so therefore, my blog theme project shall be delayed, and probably be finished by next month, probably la.

Probably la..

Maybe la..

Hopefully la..

Edit:

HOW THE HELL DID I MAKE MY CURRENT THEME LOOK GOOD!?

20.02.2009 Blog 1 Comment

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