Instructions. Answer the questions below and put your answers into the numbers below.
Dear (the last person who text messaged you),
I don’t really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I’m sure you’re (6) enough to understand (7). I’m returning (8) to you, but I’ll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) (11). (12), (Your name)
Letter Meme Instructions:
1. Do the “letter meme”.
2. Tag no less than 5 other people.
3. Then copy the “how-to” letter meme, and finish your journal entry.
1. WHAT’S THE COLOUR OF YOUR SHIRT?
Blue – Our romance is over
Red – Our affair is over
White – I’ll join the monastery
Black – I dislike you
Green – Our horoscope doesn’t match
Grey – You’re a pervert
Yellow – I’m selling myself
Pink – Your nostrils are insulting
Brown – The mafia wants you
No shirt – You’re a loser
Other – I’m in love with your sister
2. WHICH IS YOUR BIRTH MONTH?
January – That night
February – Last year
March – When your dwarf bit me
April – When I tripped on sesame seeds
May – First of May
June – When you put cuffs on me
July – When I threw up
August – When I saw the shrunken head
September – When we skinny dipped
October – When I quoted Santa
November – When your dog ran amok
December – When I changed tennis shoes
3. WHICH FOOD DO YOU PREFER?
Tacos – In your apartment
Pizza – In your camping car
Pasta – Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers – Under the bus
Salad – As you ate enchilada
Chicken – In your closet
Kebabs – With Paris Hilton
Fish – In woman’s clothing
Sandwiches – At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna – At the mental hospital
Hot dog – Under a state of trance
None of the above – With George Bush and his wife
4. WHAT’S THE COLOUR OF YOUR SOCKS?
Yellow – Hit on
Red – Insult
Black – Ignore
Blue – Knock out
Purple – Pour syrup on
White – Carve your initials into
Grey – Pull the clothes off
Brown – Put leeches on
Orange – Castrate
Pink – Pull the toupee off
Barefoot- Sit on
Other – Drive out
5. WHAT’S THE COLOUR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
White – My father
Grey – Bill Clinton
Black- My best friend
Brown – My fart balloon
Purple – My mustard soufflé
Red – Donald Duck
Blue – My avocado plant
Yellow – My pen-pal in Ghana
Orange – My Kid Rock-collection
Pink – Manchester United’s goalkeeper
None – My John F. Kennedy statue
Other – The crazy monk
6. WHAT DO YOU PREFER TO WATCH ON TV?
Scrubs – Man
O.C. – Emotional
One Tree Hill – Open
Heroes – Frostbitten
Lost – High
House – Scarred
Simpsons – Cowardly
The news – Mongolic Idol – Masochistic
Family Guy – Senile
Top Model – Middle-class
None of the above – Ashamed
7. YOUR MOOD RIGHT NOW?
Happy – How awful I’ve felt
Sad – How boring you are
Bored – That Santa Doesn’t Exist
Angry – That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed – That we’re cousins
Excited – That there is no solution to this.
Nervous – The middle-east
Worried – That your Honda sucks
Apathetic – That I did a sex-change
Ashamed – That I’m allergic to your hamster
Cuddly – That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyed – That I’m open
Other – That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. WHAT’S THE COLOUR OF YOUR WALLS IN YOUR BEDROOM?
Yellow – Your love letters
White – Your ring
Red – Your Darth Vader-poster
Black – Your tame stone
Blue – The couch cushions
Green – The pictures from LA
Orange – Your false teeth
Brown – Your contact book
Grey – Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple – Your old lottery coupons
Pink – The cut toenails
Other – Your memories from the military service
9. THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR FIRST NAME?
A/B – Your photo
C/D – The oil stocks
E/F – Your neighbor Martin
G/H – My virginity
I/J – The results of your blood-sample
K/L – Your best friend
M/N – Your suicide note
O/P – My common sense
Q/R – Your mom
S/T – Your collection of butterflies
U/V – Your criminal record
W/X – David’s tricot outfits
Y/Z – Your grades from college
10. THE LAST LETTER IN YOUR LAST NAME?
A/B – Always will remember
C/D – Never will forget
E/F – Always wanted to break
G/H – Never openly mocked
I/J – Always have felt dirty before
K/L – Will tell the authorities about
M/N – Told in my confession today about
O/P – Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R – Told my psychiatrist about
S/T – Get sick when I think of
U/V – Always will try to forget
W/X – Am better off without
Y/Z – Never liked
11. WHAT DO YOU PREFER TO DRINK?
Water – Our friendship
Beer – Senility
Soft drink – A new life as a clone
Soda – The incarnation as an Eskimo
Milk – The apartment building
Wine – Cocaine abuse
Cider – A passionate interest for mice
Juice – Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water – Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate – Eggplant-fetishism
Whiskey – To ruin the second world war
Other – To hate the Boston Celtics
12. TO WHICH COUNTRY WOULD YOU PREFER TO GO ON A VACATION?
Thailand – Warm regards
USA – Best regards
England – Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain – Go and drown yourself
China – Disgusting regards
Germany – With ease
Japan – BITCH!
Greece – Your everlasting enemy
Australia – Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Boo-hoo now
France – In pain
Other – Greetings to your freaky family
Dear My Kakak,
I don’t really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds under the bus and I saw you sit on my best friend. I’m sure you’re cowardly enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I’m returning the pictures from LA to you, but I’ll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break about a new life as a clone. Greetings to your freaky family, Malik
