Negative First, First and Second Day of Raya

posted on 06 Oct 2008

There will be a Third and Fourth day soon. For now, let me just tell you a story of how Jack met Sally my Raya celebration in Niah. Not Singapore, not Brunei, but Niah. (well, eventually Brunei)

Pada tanggal 1 Oktober, warga Islam sedunia telah menyambut Hari Raya, eating ren-dhang, and ker-too-fart. Ser-dhap, sar-nghat ser-dhap.

But before I go to the 1st of October, let’s go one day back, before Jack was born 1st of October.

CAUTION: Shiatloads of pictures await.

The day before the first day of raya (30th September 2008)

Anyway, since on that very week, I didn’t get the week off, we had to depart from Miri at 6pm, after my class. Meh. No holidays :(

My sister smuggled shiatloads of firecrackers and mercuns from Brunei, and god, she’s like the mercun dealer in the family. You want mercun, consult her. She’ll make you an offer you cannot refuse.

SHELLS!

and even more crackers. no, not the biscuit.

 

Reached there around 8pm-ish. I think. I wasn’t aware of the time.

wo wo wo balik kampuung

Was shocked to find out that the wall interior of the house has had a sex colour change. And now it looks pretty nice. Orangy colour.

After admiring the wall, went out and played mercun. It’s a must to play mercun after 8pm. 

Then, it hit me. Now’s a great time to try play around with the camera, specifically playing around with the shutter speed. I’m still a noobie in photography, especially night photography :(. How do you actually take photos of fireworks? Damn.

Anyway, here are some noobish results.

i accidently got this picture, and it looks awesome

zoooom.

helloooo?

What the heck is alaaoooo? Wani did this.

MBEK!

GREAT SUCCESS!

random zigzag shiiat 

After puas main mercun, and playing around, went inside, and, duit rayaaa!

duit rayaa! wait. not for me? ;_;

Well, not for me that is. (isk isk ;_;) It’s for the the visitors that will come to the house.

WARNING: What you are about to see is something you are not supposed to see, but somehow ended up in the blog.

modus operandi. don't report us!

It’s top secret! You’re not supposed to know the contents of the duit raya!

..

Oh heck who cares.

 

Anyhoo.

 

Basically, I went around the house, snapping pictures of people doing work,

 werk

More work,

verk 

More work,

kerk 

More “work”,

wtf? 

And lemangs.

yum

After finish snapping pictures, went to bed. And that ends the night before raya.

The next day, (1st October 2008)

Omgraya.

*cue Selamat Hari Raya song*

Good morning everyone!

sleepyhead 

Woke up to M. Daud Kilau’s voice (since I set Che Mek Molek as my alarm tone, trust me, it really wakes you up).

Aha, my baju raya is dark blue in color. I don’t even know whether it’s new or not. :|

i can't camwhore dammit!

Does it look new?

Okay, so the picture’s blurry. It’s impossible to camwhore with a DSLR, mind you.

Anyway, after attempts of camwhoring, I went downstairs, to the kitchen, and saw,

slurpness

RENDHANG! 

LEMANGS AND RENDANGS! (hey, it rhymes!).

kueh muehs

And kuihs.

Went to the mosque, prayed and went back. I didn’t stay for the khutbah, because I couldn’t clearly hear it. :( (I was sitting on the ground floor, the khutbah was on the first floor. Tet).

Ah, so since I went back early, I waited in front and snapped pictures of people coming back from the mosque.

meep meep

My spot for the day.

walk

Uncle Uchi.

walk

Uncle Zaidi.

walk 

Uncle Mizi.

walk

The Big Boss.

 close mouth

Aunt Om.

walk

The Great Madam.

my grandmother the vampire

After everyone arrived, makan ti- oh no wait. Lepak duluu.

lepakk

and now salam salam and say hi to everyone 

my grandmama, at the age of 69. 

Now, it’s makan time!

Ngop,

om 

Ngap,

nom 

Glug,

glug 

Nyum,

nom

Munch,

nom

 

*poot*

eleh

 

So after done eating, it was family photo session. Chewah, rasa professional la tek, with a DSLR in hand. Well, I’m not. I’m just a mere amateur with a DSLR camera.

There were 2 families missing, though. One is coming on the 2nd day of Raya, one is in Kuala Lumpur (or Penang I think).

familia!

familia 2

familia 3

familia 4

the whole familia, with 2 families missing.

Then, it’s random pictures time!

what are they looking at, I cannot remember.

candiddah

uyeh

the 6 ladies.

cak ucak

The three young ladies, freestyle!

:(

The old grandfather clock, still standing. (It doesn’t really look old, does it?)

i sure don't look excited, do i?

We were all supposed to look excited, but Niena really was excited. Inside the duit raya was- Wait, why am I telling you this. Shoo.

el poser.

TOOT

The dreaded horn. Damn. Where can I get one of these in Miri?

taking the picture of the person taking a pictore of a person

Ooh, inai.

auw

I joined in the fun, for uhh….. fun. Auw.

look at her face. so serious. awat serious sangat?

Four hands working together.

tangan 4

well, it didn't last long though.

Agagaga, my love for Coca Cola Light, written on my hand.

the fantastic 5

wagagaga

Me and Niena.

meh

Wani and Ijan.

(why is the rock sign being abused lately?)

 

Anyway, after that, we went beraya to rumah Uncle Taib. (not the CM, just an average kampung guy in Kampung Sepupok).

sitting down.

lepakking

he's a disco brudda!

My dad the 60’s Rock Star. Not.

Outside the house, there’s a dangdut kitten in a cage, putting on a free show.

gelek gelek! inul in action!

Dance kitten, dance!

oi oi oi. don't be strip show la pulak. 

Sorry, no tip for you.

a substitute to pelitas.

And then, we went to Niena’s cousin’s house (her father’s side).

Then, we went to.. I don’t know who’s house.

my dad the host.

SERBUUUU 

But all I know, the house owner has,

omg so innocent. like it wants to cry.

an innocent looking cat,

it... looks so obscene. sorry cat.

and a soft furry cat. Purr.

Anyhoo, after that, went back for a while, and everyone else went to the cemetery. I didn’t follow because I was so exhausted (suddenly) and thus I stayed back. (but I went to the cemetery on the 2nd day though).

Here are pictures that my sister took when she went there.

silence.

reading.

 

grandmother

It has been 12 years since my grandfather’s death. Can’t help but to shed a tear after looking at this picture.

..

pengiran haji mansor

Al-Fatihah. RIP Late Grandfather. :( Will always miss you.

If you noticed, he passed away on the 21st of April, 1996. Just 8 days after my 6th birthday. According to my mom, she said that I was crying and saying, “Atok, Atok,” on the night of his death. Well, that’s what she said.

A string of events followed on the way balik kampung on that night.

Now, back to 2008.

Ah. Night time. The time to play mercuns!

We were playing the ones that had 24 shots, what the heck do you call them, I don’t know. Let’s just call it mercun, shall we?

Anyway, now was the time to test my photoshooting abilities.

Before the mercuns, snap pictures of peoples and stuffs, as warm-up. (chewah)

more like taliban. aa!

My dad the bad guy.

kacip fatimahh

swoosh effect.

I still cannot figure out how I manage to capture this photo. I tried to emulate this a few snaps later, but failed. Meh

perleetha

 GATEWAY TO HEAVEN!

Welcome to paradise.

Anyway, now it’s time for mercun pictures!

First mercun, and first attempt = Failed miserably.

what the hell.

Second mercun = At least a wee bit improvement (I think. Does it look good at all? :/)

what the hell, again.

:(

AAAA!

HOT MAGMA SURFACING FROM THE LAND! AAA!

Since I was too emo, I went to sleep :(

And on to the next day, (2nd October 2008)

Goood morning!

sleepyhead, part 2. 

The 2nd day, cousin Ayie is scheduled for arrival, and so is cousin/uncle Harry. (fuh).

But basically, in the morning, all we did was goof off. Thus, random pictures time!

this was my television in my room, transferred to kampung.

straightening hair 

and she requires help

niena, full of passion. 

Muka penuh semangat.

Dunt dunt! Cousin/Harry arrives.

again, rock sign abused.

this room is always occupied by us cousins. its my family's room. :/

HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!

1P vs 2P 

The arrival of Ayie made Ijan suicidal.

"omg ayie! AAAA!"

OI OI DONT EMO OI.

ala, underexposed

ngehehehe

what the. 

wtf kaki.

ANOTHER CHALLENGER APPEARS!

3P! nain!

The dreaded horn makes another appearance!

being a good cousin/anak buah, i didn't press the button. 

We then went out, play a little bit of firecrackers to kill time.

outside~

HAHAHA

pembuangan sampah :(

What’s left of the previous night’s fireworks. And a few coconuts.

silhouettes

a good brother, accompanying his little sister.

A great family relationship. :D

So, Harry went back, and we continued staying outside, playing mercuns.

promoting siot. call the cops!

Promoters in the middle of the road.

its a mercun segi tiga, what is it called in english eh?

HOLY CRAP I’M SO CLOSE! AAA! RUN!

whut

Honestly, 2nd day was a bore. We did absolutely nothing productive. At all.

Just sat down, lepak, and chat and chat.

 

At night, it’s the same.

we were watching harvey birdman, attorney at lawwww. ooh.

Sat down, lepak, chat and chat.

only celcom dominates kampung sepupok. its hard to get a digi and maxis line here.

Anyway, after the goofing off session, it was finally time to play the motherlode. The huge rockets!! (what do you call them, seriously?)

 

Attempt to take picture, take 1.

fushh

looks like tahi bintangs. (comets) 

GAH WTF.

 

 

So disappointed man.

 

After that, it was time for the Roman candle. Pooft pooft ffpt.

 

Attempt to take picture, take 2.

AAAA

DAMN OUT OF FOCUS!! DAMN DAMN DMAN DAMN!

 

AAH OUT OF FOCUS PULAK.

 

/emo

 

 

Bah, since all the pictures did not look as what I expected, we all decided to play with bunga api again, and get creative, again.

the ghost of you. NEVER COMING HOME NEVER COMING HOME!

her eyes!  they shine! 

asa macho la tek.

her soul refuses to camwhore.

Niena took her photo and her soul just moved out from her. Wow.

looks like he did a chair.

harnthoo!!!

MNG. looks a bit like it, doesnt it.

apa ni, i tak ingat.

fooosh and explode!

whirl whirl whirl.

whirl whi- eh habis pulak.

Lol, this one. Ayie was playing bunga api and it stopped half-way. Lawak siot.

 whirl whirl whirl, and suddenly a motorcycle passes by.

hwilwrhiwlrhwlriwhrlwirhlwihlhi.

EN. OW!

NO!

And now, witness the suckyness of my sister’s spelling ability.

honestly, what the hell is a quck. at first i thought she was doing quack, or quek. but she says she was doing duck.

What the hell is a quck?

She claims that she was writing duck. Okay. Yeah. Right. Aha.

 swoosh and sowosh.

 

Group photo timeee.

 

group photooo

And off to bed we go.

Thus, ending day 2. Now, time for day 3 (3rd October 2008)

Goooood morning!

sleepy head, part 3. 

TO BE CONTINUTED….

eh.

 

CONTINUED.

One Response to “Negative First, First and Second Day of Raya”

  1. niena

    lol.
    bes
    X)

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