The Kambing Farm

Lyrics after the jump.

Never smile at a crocodile
No, you can’t get friendly with a crocodile
Don’t be taken in by his welcome grin
He’s imagining how well you’d fit within his skin

Never smile at a crocodile
Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile
Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day
Clear the aisle and never smile at Mister Crocodile

You may very well be well bred
Lots of etiquette in your head
But there’s always some special case, time or place
To forget etiquette

For instance:
If you meet a sad crocodile
Who looks sad and lonely and mild
He’s just hungry that you can bet
It’s the time to forget etiquette

(Be careful)

Never smile at a crocodile
No, you can’t get friendly with a crocodile
Don’t be taken in by his welcome grin
He’s imagining how well you’d fit within his skin

Never smile at a crocodile
Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile
Don’t be rude, never mock, throw a kiss, not a rock
Clear the aisle and never smile at Mister Crocodile